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1. zaje reblogged this from 020391- and added:

   woke up naked next to nick jonas because im inlove

2. spilledsecretss reblogged this from fuckyeahfenela and added:

   rode a tandem bike...she stole my bike. AHAHAHA!

3. disastrouslov-e reblogged this from raindropsandsunspots
4. flippyandstewy reblogged this from imaslave4kristen and added:

   I went skydiving with Lindsay Lohan because I couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead xDD

5. imaslave4kristen reblogged this from horny4kristen
6. h0lach0la reblogged this from itsvivihere and added:

   I smoked pot with Will Smith because he stole my bike. damn i wish i was born on oct 9

7. itsvivihere reblogged this from bellololol and added:

   I woke up naked next to Tyra Banks Because my parents told me to. LMAO

8. bellololol reblogged this from thedevileatstacos and added:

   I rode a tandem bike with will smith because my parents told me to. LOL

9. thedevileatstacos reblogged this from fordafallendreams and added:

   I rode a tandem bike with kanye west becuase i do it everyday.

10. charliemclellan liked this
11. unocuatrotresx3 reblogged this from i-n-s-p-i-r-e-m-e and added:

    I stalked Angelina Jolie because im a Crackwhore (;

12. pandaslover reblogged this from fabiasdd and added:

    ballroom danced with JUSTIN BIEBER ▬♥▬...I`m racist… WTF LOL

13. fabiasdd reblogged this from victoraugustus and added:

    woke up naked next to Amy Winehouse

14. historyofthefuturee reblogged this from 020391-
15. little-missnosy reblogged this from thatcharmingsmile and added:

    i lended $500 to Kim Kardashian

16. shoutathedark reblogged this from nightlockpromise and added:

    I ballroom danced with selena gomez because i’m invincible HAHAHA INVINCIBLEEEEEEEEE

17. nightlockpromise reblogged this from chasingcircus and added:

    katy perry because she stole my bike. if i had been born on the day the doctors said i would have been, it wld have...

18. miobengzon reblogged this from celbels and added:

    =)) I murdered Selena Gomez because she was asking for it =))

19. tehjayzorz reblogged this from br0-nana and added:

    I woke up naked next to Kristen Stewart because I’m in love with her. I mean what

20. br0-nana reblogged this from thefirstdayofourlives and added:

    I murdered Tiger Woods because I’m in love with him.

21. br0-nana liked this
22. unspeakableworld reblogged this from asicklittleshow and added:

    I started a band with Kristen Stewart because i`m invincible.

23. lassmeetsworld liked this
24. littleskelet0ns liked this
25. ohnathanyoucrackmeup reblogged this from clohoe and added:

    Febuary 23rd, with no shirt.

26. alexftwx reblogged this from d0pest-swaq and added:

    I can’t stand her.

27. clohoe reblogged this from d0pest-swaq
28. d0pest-swaq reblogged this from mentallyconfused and added:

    vent about my life to...she stole my bike.

29. dj-blowmyspeakersup reblogged this from prittydope and added:

    he stole my bike. smileandpretendyoureokay: I fucked Brad Pitt because i’m a necrophiliac…really?! That was going so...

30. theysayloveisforever reblogged this from prittydope and added:

    he stole my bike. I got drunk with Jessica Simpson because she stole my bike.

31. prittydope reblogged this from mentallyconfused and added:

    I lent 500$ ta 50 cent because i couldnt find any coke ta do instead : (

32. underestimated20 reblogged this from yonillanillz and added:

    ballroom danced with kesha

33. sakoshi reblogged this from innocentghosts and added:

    I vented about my life to Will Smith because I was bored. (ok, what?)

34. thefirstdayofourlives reblogged this from ruthroxy and added:

    I started a band with Kanye West because my parents told me to.

35. innocentghosts reblogged this from ruthroxy and added:

    I fucked Selena Gomez because I’m racist. LOL WHAT.

36. ruthroxy reblogged this from sexyhotmonsters and added:

    I woke up naked next to Robert Pattinson because he was asking for it 0.0

37. sexyhotmonsters reblogged this from ifgodforbids and added:

    I lended $500 to Rob Pattinson because he was asking for it. … lol.

38. toutoussaint reblogged this from raindropsandsunspots and added:

    i do it every day....WISH. that would be too legit.

39. alucksonifare reblogged this from hannahattikapascual and added:

    I lended $500 to Tiger Woods because I’m INVINCIBLE :))

40. takean0thersh0t reblogged this from illdrownyouinmytoilet
41. illdrownyouinmytoilet reblogged this from zeldaismybitch and added:

    Justin Timberlake...I’m a crack whore.

42. malibudubai reblogged this from freshmorningdew and added:

    i fucked Channing Tatum because i have 6 moths to live

43. janettejacqueline reblogged this from blackteeen and added:

    I started a band with Megan Fox because she stole my bike {: aaw.